What happens if you send me a picture of your dick…..

11 May

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***BEWARE: PICTURES ARE HIGHLY GRAPHIC***

(Sorry but I’m in a fiesty mood)

Six months ago if a guy sent me a picture of his dick on POF, I would immediately block him and delete the worthless small dick I wouldn’t have fucked anyways.

A month later all dick photos entered my “Dick Hall of Shame” and referred them to www.adultfriendfinder.com (I was curious to see how many dicks I could accumulate and who knows when I may need visual aid.)

Then three months ago all dicks continued to enter my gallery but I would send the following picture and tell them this is my mother:

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But now when I am honored to receive another picture of a dick I do the following:

I accept his invitation to dinner and drinks, flirt, rub my hands on his thigh as I work upward in the direction of his cock, grope him, blow and whisper how bad I want and need his cock inside of me. He gets the check and pays, we walk out of resturant and he asks, “my house or yours?” I drape my arms around his neck and in a sad face I say:

“I can’t tonigt I’m in outbreak.”

Him: Outbreak of what?

Me: Herpes

Him: We can use a condom

Me: No its not safe

If he continues then I say:

LOOK MOTHER FUCKER, DO YOU WANT YOUR DICK TO LOOK LIKE THIS?

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In three months 194 dicks have entered my “Dick Hall of Shame” and I don’t want another!!

If you don’t want blue balls, don’t send me a picture of your dick!!

16 Responses to “What happens if you send me a picture of your dick…..”

  1. Jennie Upside Down May 11, 2012 at 8:40 PM #

    Omg, you’re hilarious!

  2. datingbitch May 11, 2012 at 8:48 PM #

    Thanks but I don’t try to be funny, I just say what;s on my mind 🙂

  3. sosassyandsingle May 11, 2012 at 9:34 PM #

    lmao! I am disturbed!!! hahah

  4. Bird May 11, 2012 at 11:13 PM #

    lol…My eyes hurt from the herpes dick…Gross!!

  5. datingbitch May 11, 2012 at 11:13 PM #

    LMAO, I warned you lol

  6. Bird May 11, 2012 at 11:14 PM #

    Yes, you did. But curiosity won out… 🙂

  7. Jennie Upside Down May 12, 2012 at 1:54 PM #

    Oh I am clear but it makes me regret not having your idea first. It reminds me of a time not too long ago where I thought a man was into me but he was setting me up to be a booty call. I figured that out when out of the blue I got a text photo of his cock. BAM a cock. I was like WTF, you’re a loser.

  8. datingbitch May 12, 2012 at 1:59 PM #

    Right? They send you a picture of they’re dick and in return want a picture of your tits. Everytime I am requested a picture of my breasts I send them a picture of big breasts I downloaded from a porn site. LMAO!!!

  9. Jennie Upside Down May 12, 2012 at 2:09 PM #

    THAT I have done or taken a pic of a package of chicken in my fridge. They really need to be more specific.

  10. datingbitch May 12, 2012 at 2:13 PM #

    LMAF!!!!! OMG, I am going to do the chicken picture. Today is the biggest day for “hook ups”. I will keep you posted, it may make a great blog for tomorrow!! Your awesome! 🙂

  11. Jennie Upside Down May 12, 2012 at 3:21 PM #

    Hilarious!!!

  12. snarkatussin May 12, 2012 at 4:37 PM #

    “I’m in outbreak.” Brilliant! I want to try this sometime!

  13. bossymoksie May 12, 2012 at 4:44 PM #

    hahahahahahahaha!
    Dicks.

  14. Archon's Den May 13, 2012 at 1:53 AM #

    Nasty….but necessary. Damn, the ego on some of these guys. I’d never have the balls, to send you a picture of my balls. Keep zappin’ ’em!

  15. thekinkyworldofvile May 13, 2012 at 7:51 AM #

    Yea I am not sure why men do that it is probably because that is the head they think with… I find it to be pathetic

  16. renaissan May 13, 2012 at 4:11 PM #

    AHAHAHAHAHA! Brilliant

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